“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
I always plan really cute movie nights with myself but then I fall asleep
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying