thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
rhydonmyhardon: “Sit up straight” no why can’t I sit up gay you close-minded shit
cockwork-orange: cockwork-orange: I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing whistled again, nothing then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself...
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
twingeneticist: THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
winchesticle: dirtyovercoats: so they have a firing range in the bunker season 9 spoilers: Dean lines himself up against Cas’ back to teach him to shoot
everykissbeginswithcas: WAIT WAIT WAIT GUYS DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE LAST THING CAS HEARD AS AN ANGEL WAS DEAN SCREAMING “CASTIEL”? THE LAST FUCKING THING HE HEARD BEFORE HIS GRACE WAS FORCIBLY TAKEN FROM HIM WAS DEAN SCREAMING “CASTIEL”?!
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
panda-hookah: becauseartis: firew0rks-gandalf: samandriel: mormondad: pissing my pants someone thought of this HAHAHAHA omG OH MY GOD YES
h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why
NO THAT IS NOT OK
idiotshitbaby: call me princess or tell me i’m a good girl and you will not be able to physically remove my mouth from your mouth
hypnus: maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see...
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
WAIT!!! SUPERNATURAL ON TUESDAYS‽‽‽
exceptforsasquatch: carryonmywincestsounds: slayer-of-the-vampyres: carryonmywincestsounds: “Supernatural” moves to Tuesdays at 9 p.m. I don’t think Sam will approve CW obviously didn’t think this through. It was probably decided in the heat of the moment.
What's Worse is being fan over all three
in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles: 1. you still hung up on Sherlock and sad that there’s no 3rd Season yet 2. You are not over Supernatural Finale 3. You Don’t want to Know The Doctors Name And when all of them on hiatus..
i-am-mr-clever: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: hammermoon: doctorwhothefuckareyou: What purpose do eyebrows serve like seriously To keep… your… forehead… warm? matt smith cries in the distance “I have lost things you will never understand” eyebrows serve the purpose of keeping sweat from dripping into our eyes
i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months