Tom's Best Pickup lines. EVER.
averagethoughtsfuckedbrain: 111595: this legitimately just ruined my childhood lmfao
Tumblr crush: *likes post*
Me: Oh ok you must just like that post...
Tumblr crush: *likes different post*
Me: Oh you must really like my blog
Tumblr crush: *likes another post*
Me: SO YOU'RE DTF, WHERE IS THIS GOING DOWN?
i have a dig bick. you this read wrong. you read...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way...– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
The kids have it all figured out.
"Real women" don't have curves.
jesourirai: they have vaginas, and other miscellaneous female anatomy. Body structure has nothing to fucking do with being a female. real women don’t even need vaginas
Doing this new thing
where my laptop stays on my desk, and it is NEVER ALLOWED ON MY BED. This means I’ll probably get more sleep, and I won’t have time at night or the ability at night(like really late) to queue up posts, or perhaps even post at all… so there’ll probably be like few posts while my body clock adjusts to this. When I get better at managing time (lol, what is that like a joke...
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
jesssydreams: SOPA EMERGENCY LIST. theglamourgirl: SOPA Emergency IP list: So if these guys in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown tumblr.com 22.214.171.124 wikipedia.org 126.96.36.199 # News bbc.co.uk 188.8.131.52 aljazeera.com 184.108.40.206 # Social media ...
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
When you're really bored and you start doing...
loganintheskywithdiamonds: “Cat gun mother fucker! YEAH!”