me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
vua: tumblr the home of the worlds sluttiest virgins
staying-alive-is-so-boring: luxemb0urg: if you dont like Doctor Who you dont like happiness I think if you actually do like DW you probably don’t like happiness either
me when i get home from school: did i seriously look like that all day
br0kenn-angel: omfg <3
kiwisaresoprecious: am i the only one who keeps concert tickets or i mean you cannot just throw them away they have feelings too
its-wednesday: nutella0mutt: sassygayangel: heavenandhellcastiel: steegeschnoeber: shainecomeback: heysammy: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei...
See this gets me so angry
skinny-is-my-goal: When people say “don’t dress slutty.” Why the fuck not? What’s wrong with cleavage and showing off your legs? What? Like I do not get it. It’s just a body. If you want to, why NOT? What’s so wrong about it? You can say “it sends people the wrong message!” That’s THEIR fault not yours! People are always bitching about society and how we make girls objects by making them dress...
I can’t get my hair wet anymore what was I thinking it’ll turn everything blue…
ruffalowildwings: do you think as kids loki and thor slept in the same room and thor talked about girls he liked and stuff and loki would tell him what to say but never talk about girls himself and finally thor’s like “don’t you like girls” and loki is like “not really” and thor is like “oh ok” and then asks him what dudes he likes and that’s it that’s the story and then loki fucks a horse...
I hope the twelfth doctor will be a ginger.
burnupasun: doctorwho: So does he. JUST SAYING
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
keepyyoureyesopen: mex1c0re: infinitewasbeyond: for3verl0ve: eyes-of-golden-lies: Hey guys, this is my little brother, Mikey. He’s 9 years old. The other day my best friend and I were watching “Americas next top model” and he came in the room and got really upset at how all of the girls seemed to be breaking down over the things they couldn’t control. One girl, who was very thin, was...
candleschmidt: i dont understand why people throw bras on stage that shit is expensive
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
arianajaynesellers: dirtydaryldixon: arianajaynesellers: agent-bartowski: teapayne: I would never walk 1000 miles for anybody you’re lucky if i decide to even walk a mile or out of the house really or even get out of bed honestly if i wake up for you you have it lucky
My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.